OMG!!! This is me to a T!!!! Most prim lovers can relate!!LOL!!! This sign is hadnamde form our pine that we painted brown over fawn and stenciled in fawn. We then distressed it with a dark walnut finish. It measures 13"lX6 3/4"h. Hang anywhere in the house. You could also display it in a cupboard, o a shelf, or on a counter next to your collection of old rusty tins, pails, etc.